Top 20 Tips to stay alive

Are you prepared for the zombie apocalypse? Please - use your brain before you find yourself eating one; find out how you can avoid becoming one of the walking dead. Because a mind is a terrible thing to eat. A message from the World Emergency Preparedness Organization and 102 The FOX.

Zombies are them troublesome dead walkers that just get in the way of a good night out, either trying to eat your brains or have a quick nibble on your toes. They are usually slow creatures that are easy to outrun, but in high numbers and in confined spaces they can be fatal. This is a guide of sorts on how to kill a zombie (mostly common sense, people), taken from The Zombie Survival Guide. In the event of a zombie holocaust, it is advisable that you take the necessary precautions against these undead deadites.

Top 5 methods to kill a Zombie

1 - Crow bar to the skull. The odds of a crow bar bending or breaking on a zombie's head are slim to none, making it a great weapon to kill them with. I recommend using two hands to swing this weapon, but you can make due with one if the zombie is being especially ferocious and has to be held back while you clobber its head in.

2 - Drop an Egyptian obelisk on them. This is somewhat difficult to do, but will yield great results and will also be a lot of fun. You set up a trap and get several zombies to follow you through a corridor where you have an obelisk set to fall if a wire is tripped. The zombies, being brain dead as they are, won't avoid the wire and will cause the 10-ton stone to fall on top of them.

3 - Run it over with a car. If you hit a zombie at over 40 mph, you run the chance of totaling your car or severely injuring yourself. Since zombies generally move slow, you'll want to hit one at 10-20 mph. This will ensure that the zombie goes under the car instead of over and will limit the damage done to the vehicle and yourself.

4 - Put the zombie through a wood chipper. What you'll do is incapacitate it and then lift it up and put it through the wood chipper feet first.

5 - Light the zombie on fire. This is a sometimes underutilized zombie killing method. This is because a lot of people don't think that lighting a zombie on fire is enough to destroy the brain. That idea, however, is false. If you cover a zombie in gasoline and light it on fire, the heat will be enough to liquefy the brain and cause the zombie to die. The goal is to get a good amount of gasoline on the torso or head of the zombie so you can be sure a lot of the heat and reaction is focused there.

5 symptoms you've been infected by a Zombie

1 - Pain and discoloration of the infected area

2 - Fever of 99-103 degrees

3 - Paralysis of the lower body

4 - Coma

5 - Zero brain activity

5 tips to stay alive when hunting Zombies

1 - Collective Response - As with any other type of combat, undead warfare should never be a solo mission

2 - Be Thorough - After an area has been swept for Zombies. sweep it again! Zombies could be anywhere cars, sewers, crawl spaces even inside walls.

3 - Kill and Listen - After a skirmish, always be wary of secondary Zombie groups. The moment a Zombie is killed, be quiet and listen to the world around you.

4 - Dispose of All Bodies - Once the area is secure, dispose of both the bodies of the fallen Zombies and of the group members who didn't survive.

5 - Knock! - Before entering any room knock! A Zombie could be on the other side, quiet and patient, ready to attack.

5 tips to surviving a Zombie attack

1 - Use your head cut theirs off

2 - Get up the staircase, then destroy it

3 - They feel no fear, why should you

4 - Ideal protection= tight clothes, short hair

5 - The Zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.